75+ of the Best Sales Jokes
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 4:49 am
75+ of the Best Sales Jokes of All Time - Sales Tips from B2B Sales Connections
If there is one thing my 35 plus year career in sales has taught me is that the right frame of mind is one of the keys to success. When I was going through cancer treatment a few years ago, I learned the importance laughter plays in that frame of mind.
So here you go; to start your day off on a positive note; to relieve stress after a long day on the road, or to kick off your weekly sales meetings; here are, in no particular order, my favourites of the best sales jokes of all time.
Remember as the old saying goes, and I speak from experience, laughter albania whatsapp number database is the best medicine!
Best Sales Jokes 1 to 25
More of the Best Sales Jokes 26 to 50
Even More of the Best Sales Jokes 51 to 75
Bonus Sales Jokes 75+
75+ of the Best Sales Jokes
A road warrior sales rep walked up to the airline check in counter. “I would like this suitcase to go to London, this suitcase to go to Chicago, and this one to Vancouver.” “Oh Sir, we can’t do that!” said the agent. “Why not? You did it last week!” Source: B2B Sales Connections
A sales manager was addressing an underperforming sales team at the start of a new month: 'We are going to have a sales contest this month. The winners will get to enter next month's contest.' Source: Hubspot
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Who says colding calling is dead?
Did you hear about the saleswoman who sold a lot of freezers over the phone? She did mostly cold calls. Source: Amazon Alexa
“This house,” said the real estate salesperson, “has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north.” “What are the advantages?” inquired the prospective buyer. “The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.” Source: AJokeADay.com
Used car salesperson to customer: How would you like to buy a car with zero down and zero per month? Customer: (slight pause) For how many months? Source: AJokeADay.com
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The sales manager walked up on a telemarketing rep and caught him napping. “Hey!” the manager shouted. “Why aren’t you working?” “Because I didn’t see you coming.” Source: AJokeADay.com
A woman is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked, there's a knock at the door. The woman calls, 'Who is it?' A voice answers, 'A blind salesman.' The woman decides to get a thrill by having the blind man in the room while she's naked so she lets him in. The man walks in, looks straight at the woman and says, 'Uhhhh, well hello there, can I sell you a blind, dearie…?' Source: insidesales.com
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The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it. [Source] Source: leveleleven.com
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?” “Thanks,” said the employee. “Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?” “I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.”Source: AJokeADay.com
Why did the shoe salesman dance all day? He had a lot of sole. Source: AJokeADay.com
That’s the first 10! Keep reading for even more of the best sales jokes!
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesperson manages to bull his way into a woman’s home in a rural area. “This machine is the best ever” he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she’s really worried it may not all come off, so the salesperson says, “If this machine doesn’t remove all the dust completely, I’ll lick it off myself.” “Do you want ketchup on it?” she says, “we’re not connected for electricity yet!” Source: Funny Jokes“
If there is one thing my 35 plus year career in sales has taught me is that the right frame of mind is one of the keys to success. When I was going through cancer treatment a few years ago, I learned the importance laughter plays in that frame of mind.
So here you go; to start your day off on a positive note; to relieve stress after a long day on the road, or to kick off your weekly sales meetings; here are, in no particular order, my favourites of the best sales jokes of all time.
Remember as the old saying goes, and I speak from experience, laughter albania whatsapp number database is the best medicine!
Best Sales Jokes 1 to 25
More of the Best Sales Jokes 26 to 50
Even More of the Best Sales Jokes 51 to 75
Bonus Sales Jokes 75+
75+ of the Best Sales Jokes
A road warrior sales rep walked up to the airline check in counter. “I would like this suitcase to go to London, this suitcase to go to Chicago, and this one to Vancouver.” “Oh Sir, we can’t do that!” said the agent. “Why not? You did it last week!” Source: B2B Sales Connections
A sales manager was addressing an underperforming sales team at the start of a new month: 'We are going to have a sales contest this month. The winners will get to enter next month's contest.' Source: Hubspot
FREE DOWNLOAD!
How Sales Reps Should Organize Their Time (With Template and Example)
First Name
Email (Required)
Who says colding calling is dead?
Did you hear about the saleswoman who sold a lot of freezers over the phone? She did mostly cold calls. Source: Amazon Alexa
“This house,” said the real estate salesperson, “has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north.” “What are the advantages?” inquired the prospective buyer. “The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.” Source: AJokeADay.com
Used car salesperson to customer: How would you like to buy a car with zero down and zero per month? Customer: (slight pause) For how many months? Source: AJokeADay.com
Here’s the Next 5 Sales Jokes!
The sales manager walked up on a telemarketing rep and caught him napping. “Hey!” the manager shouted. “Why aren’t you working?” “Because I didn’t see you coming.” Source: AJokeADay.com
A woman is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked, there's a knock at the door. The woman calls, 'Who is it?' A voice answers, 'A blind salesman.' The woman decides to get a thrill by having the blind man in the room while she's naked so she lets him in. The man walks in, looks straight at the woman and says, 'Uhhhh, well hello there, can I sell you a blind, dearie…?' Source: insidesales.com
A New Type of Sales Report?
The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it. [Source] Source: leveleleven.com
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?” “Thanks,” said the employee. “Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?” “I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.”Source: AJokeADay.com
Why did the shoe salesman dance all day? He had a lot of sole. Source: AJokeADay.com
That’s the first 10! Keep reading for even more of the best sales jokes!
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesperson manages to bull his way into a woman’s home in a rural area. “This machine is the best ever” he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she’s really worried it may not all come off, so the salesperson says, “If this machine doesn’t remove all the dust completely, I’ll lick it off myself.” “Do you want ketchup on it?” she says, “we’re not connected for electricity yet!” Source: Funny Jokes“